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This Matt Mathews hat lays out your priorities with a wink and a grin thanks to the bold embroidered phrase: “Farm Chores Before Whores.” It’s cheeky, it’s direct, and it’s made for anyone who knows the work has to get done—no matter what distractions show up.
A mix of farm-life practicality and Matt’s signature humor, this cap keeps things light while keeping you covered.
✨ Features:
Adjustable strap so you can get the perfect fit
Breathable, comfortable fabric you can wear all day
A playful, priority-setting message with classic Matt energy + Logo on the side of the hat.
Whether you’re already a Matt Mathews fan or you just love a good laugh with your chores, this hat brings the attitude without trying too hard.
Get the chores done. Have your fun. In that order.
Thank you for your purchase. We hope you are happy with your purchase. However, if you are not happy with your purchase, we will accept an exchange of an unused/unworn product within 14 days. Discounted items are not eligible for a return. Matt Mathews will not issue refunds for products purchased through other entities, such as distributors or retail partners. Returned items must be delivered to us unused, in the original packaging, and in the condition, they were received or may not be eligible for refund or be subject to a restocking fee. We cannot be held responsible for items damaged or lost in the return shipment, therefore we recommend an insured and trackable mail service if shipped. We are unable to issue an exchange without actual receipt of the item(s). We aim to accept all returns. In the unlikely event that an item is returned to us in an unsuitable condition, we may have to send it back to you. All goods will be inspected on return.We are unable to issues a refund back to the original payment method. If an exchange is unavailable, a store credit will be issued.
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